So as I’ve mentioned, I’m a natural pervert. Having a conversation with me without me bringing up any sexual references is just impossible. Downright isanity. In fact, I’ve gotten so good it could be a profession for me. I could twist around the smallest most insignificant things to make them sound sexual. LOL twss >w>
Me: SUCCESS. I FINALLY PEELED THE ORANGE :D
…lol that sounds like a sexual reference
Brent: LOOOOOOL wow. horny teenager
Me: kind of like i popped the cherry >w>. i peeled the orange! >:D yeah bitch! im an Adult. capitalized. cause its legit.
Brent: you know most girls arent even born with that anymore?
Me: so now youre an Adult? Seriously? ._. wait..how d YOU know? O.O
Brent: sex ed.
Me: liar..so youve slept with like the majority of the girls on the planet? YOU WHORE. XD
Brent: no i slept with most of the sex ed classes. thats how
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Me: I have resorted to chewing on the orange peels
Interpret that any way you like
Now lets use the same inspiration- an orange :D- and take another scenario.
Megan: mmm! this juice is so good :D
Me: hahaha..two oranges and a banana make the perfect juice ;D
Megan: yes they…wait. what?….OH KATIE! You just ruined this juice for me D:
Hmm, thats all for today. Goodnight! Don’t let the rapists bite ;)
